Or Somethin’
Near the coast Lena and I drove the Maserati
to a country store where four Bubbas blabbed
and snacked on stringy meat, bullied
a rummy and her bony codger, pushing them
back and forth. The store’s sign read Neptune
Grocery in red block letters, and the four lard
sniffers stopped when they noticed Lena and me
step out of the car, her long legs irritating the
gravel with glum luster. Well, ain’t this peachy,
the biggest goon, a bouncer or bartender,
announced, Let’s cook this goose. Lena warned,
You don’t want a taste of me, Dickhead
and he replied, Oh yeah, too good for me, bitch?
Lena kicked him in his lizard lair, karate
chopped his Adam’s apple, and dropped him
like a briny prima donna. I took on the smallest
turd, a pompous counterfeit who wore a hackneyed
frock, smacked him with a lucky bomb,
my right hand. The shrewder pair sparred
with us, one with a Bowie and the other
wielded a lean-to board, giving us wide berth.
Lena side-kicked the face of the blademan,
and his partner swung the stick at me. I ducked,
exploded another lucky bomb, and out came
a zealot with a pistol halfway up before
Lena tackled him, pried the gun away and twisted
his fingers until he wailed like a resurrected fossil.
We brushed ourselves off, strode into the store,
fluid as lofty omens, and Lena asked the midget
twins who scurried behind the counter, Got any
hog guts, boys? Fear in their eyes, they replied,
Yes, ma’am. They’re on us. You one of them
women libbers or somethin’? |